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The Condemned 2 (2015) Review
Those with an interest in the upcoming sequel to Hard Target, a John Woo produced B-movie starring Scott Adkins, might want to pay attention to this movie. It’s like a de-facto dry run for the former,...
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Review: Extraction (2015) … Another Turd From Willis
It’s Christmas, so you’ll probably have better things to do than endure this vomit. I know I have better things to do, so once again I’m kind of falling on the VOD turd grenade to save ManlyMovie...
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Riot (2015) Review
It’s that time of month again, the time when another Dolph Lundgren VOD movie shows up. Aren’t they monthly now? I don’t know, man, I can’t really keep up. I’m not sure what this streak of movies is...
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REVIEW: Gods Of Egypt (2016)
Swords and sandals are a go-to genre for manly movies. In the old days especially. I mean who can forget Ray Harryhausen’s masterful stop motion work in the likes of Clash of the Titans (1981) or...
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REVIEW: Precious Cargo (2016)
It took me two attempts to get through this movie, because it is bad. As usual, I felt like I wanted to cover it on the basis of Bruce Willis’ involvement and I’m sure certain investors also wanted...
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REVIEW: Sky on Fire (2016)
A few months ago, I saw this Chinese fantasy film called League of Gods starring Jet Li, which I thought was sure to be one of the year’s biggest turkeys, with perhaps an even more egregious use of...
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REVIEW: XXX 3: The Return Of Xander Cage
Run Time: 107 mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A visualized love note from Vin Diesel to himself xXx is a never has been, never will be franchise. The original movie has aged, badly, into a state of...
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REVIEW: First Kill (2017) – Willis Screws Fans, July Edition
Run Time: 98 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Overwritten, cheap with Willis once again MIA This isn’t a 2017 movie where Bruce Willis screws fans with an absence from the actual show. It’s a monthly...
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REVIEW: Ocean’s 8 (2018)
Run Time: 110 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Flat humor, botox You’d have to wonder how studio execs can’t see it at this point — that feminist rip off movies that are ordered as political...
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REVIEW: Extinction (2018)
Run Time: 90 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: SyFy-tier trash, but without the flippant awareness Another weekend, another turd that Netflix has pulled out of someone’s dumpster and is trying to fish for...
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REVIEW: The Predator (2018)
Run Time: 107 mins Rated: R What To Expect: A 20th Century Fox dumpster fire The Predator is not the corrective surgery we were hoping for when we first heard that Shane Black would direct an all new...
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REVIEW: Backdraft 2 (2019)
William Baldwin and Donald Sutherland cameo in this woeful sequel to Backdraft (1991). Produced by Imagine Entertainment and Universal 1440, Backdraft 2 follows the story of Sean McCaffrey (Joe...
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REVIEW: Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019)
Run Time: 96 Minutes Rated: R What To Expect: Cheap, awful nastiness. So bad it’s bad. I called Escape Plan 2: Hades, the worst Sylvester Stallone movie ever made. Sylvester Stallone himself even...
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REVIEW: WALKER (2021) PILOT
Run Time: 42 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: Slushy melodrama, more Dawson’s Creek than Texas Ranger This year sees the reboot of popular 1990’s TV action series Walker: Texas Ranger. Gone is Chuck...
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REVIEW: MORTAL KOMBAT (2021)
What to expect: High budget trash, with good opening. Score: 3 out of 10. 1 for Sonya Blade, 1 for Joe Taslim, 1 for me (I was in a good mood to watch this trash) I honestly don’t know where to...
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